Black and white

Sunset on a Tuesday

Carni nights

Last night Lex and i went to Carni Nights, a fundraiser for the Addis Ababa Fistula Hospital in Ethiopia. (Fistula is a severe medical condition affecting women in developing countries caused by childbirth and sexual violence). The night offered belly dancing, burlesque, circus and music. The Noise Bar was packed and the show was great. Here are some photos of The Bell Peppers, my dance teacher the gorgeous ballerina Scandalous Scarlett, Frankie Valentine and some other great performers.

Bum fight

Yesterday on my way to work i witnessed the best bum fight! Two bums were already on the tram when this third crazy bum gets on. He looks over to one of the bums and yells out "YOU HAVEN'T PAID"!!! "YOU HAVE TO PAAAAYYYYY!" I SAW YOU, YOU DIDN'T PAAAYY!" talking about paying the tram fare.... so ridiculous. Anyway he runs up to the bum grabs him by the shirt and keeps screaming shit about the tram fare. The bum under attack has had enough and punches him right in the face, grabs his cellphone and chucks it away. The third bum grabs the phone and runs off the tram. The two bums keep fighting and are now wrestling on the floor, loose change and bags flying everywhere. Crazy bum gets up with his pants around his ankles. The other bum pulls crazy bums shirt over his head and what a sight!, crazy bum screaming and punching in the air butt naked.. so gross man. He pulls his shirt down and his pants up to his knees and keeps screaming. At the next stop the bum gets off the tram while crazy bum is walking around picking up change from the floor asking if anyone seen his phone with his willy out. 

A walk around the block

Shit shitty bang bang!

My job is horse shit. I'm sooooo over it. Too bad I'm a worthless piece of crap unable to get her shit together and find herself a new job... Also the fact that i've decided to do NOTHING that means hospitality or being a fucking brainless mannequin forcing people to buy shitty clothes isn't gonna make this easy... 

I'm off to work now. Yay! Not.

FART=pretentious fashion art

Jono, Josh and i did a little costume shoot a couple weeks ago in Byron. It's always fun to dress up and i do have a lot of wacky costumes hanging in my wardrobe that wants to be worn and shown... Check out some more photos on Jono's blog www.applesandarchitecture.blogspot.com

House of Burlesque

I did a show at the House of Burlesque on monday night. Here are some photos. 

(photos of me by Jono)