Bum fight

Yesterday on my way to work i witnessed the best bum fight! Two bums were already on the tram when this third crazy bum gets on. He looks over to one of the bums and yells out "YOU HAVEN'T PAID"!!! "YOU HAVE TO PAAAAYYYYY!" I SAW YOU, YOU DIDN'T PAAAYY!" talking about paying the tram fare.... so ridiculous. Anyway he runs up to the bum grabs him by the shirt and keeps screaming shit about the tram fare. The bum under attack has had enough and punches him right in the face, grabs his cellphone and chucks it away. The third bum grabs the phone and runs off the tram. The two bums keep fighting and are now wrestling on the floor, loose change and bags flying everywhere. Crazy bum gets up with his pants around his ankles. The other bum pulls crazy bums shirt over his head and what a sight!, crazy bum screaming and punching in the air butt naked.. so gross man. He pulls his shirt down and his pants up to his knees and keeps screaming. At the next stop the bum gets off the tram while crazy bum is walking around picking up change from the floor asking if anyone seen his phone with his willy out.